This is how to survive a Chicago winter.
Give snowboarding a whirl.
Hone flatground moves. If you can tre bomb on ice, you got it down ten.
Celebrate every snow day.
Take advantage of geothermal heat underground.
Maintain sustenance.
Get a job in snow removal.
Listen to Snowblind.
Peep the Winter Olympics.
Apply generous amounts of moisturizer.
Reconsider modes of transportation.
Hibernate until spring.
If all else fails, high-tail it out to Arizona and come back after the thaw.
