Talking about what isn’t cool is cool.
Front heels are cool.
Used sparingly, slow motion is cool.
Wacky arm style is cool, within reason.
Pushing cool is cool.
Girls with boards are cool.
Dodging and disregarding traffic is cool.
Skateshop sale racks are cool.
Smaller, regional board companies are cool.
Being a skater, without looking like one, is cool.
The process of filming videos is cool.
‘Straight’ no complies are cool.
Traveling with a skateboard is cool.
Running into skater strangers while you’re out skating is cool. Introducing yourself is cool.
Beer is cool. Free beer’s [in the] cooler.
Bringing a thirty rack is cool.
Inviting the whole crew is cool.
Old skateparks are cool.
Distinct socks are cool.
Subtle shoes are cool.
Alaska is cool.
Filming at a skatepark is cool.
Skate video music is cool.
Tipping your bartender is cool.
Exclusiveness is cool.
Supreme is cool.
Asking for a discount is cool.
Best trick contests down the eight-stair are cool.
Full cars are cool.
Third angles are cool.
Natural lighting is cool.
Trick nicknames are cool.
Skating alone is cool.
Sober friends are cool.
Slam sections are cool.
Powersliding through debris is cool.
Working artist skaters are cool.
Camouflage clothing is cool.
Disgruntled civilian footage is cool.
Product boxes are cool. Product tosses are cool.
Referring to clips as possessions are cool; “... my back tail...”, etc.
Airs are cool frontside and backside.
Skating your dog is cool.
Dogs loose at skateparks are cool.
Fights are cool.
Projecting an image of yourself is cool.
Playing it cool is cool.
Reinterpreting and appropriating an old spot for new use is cool.
Not-spots are cool.
Hating is cool.
Categorizing people into groups is cool.
Apologizing to your friends when you give up on a trick is cool.
Praising hands and underlined 100 emojis are cool. All emojis are cool.
Analog aesthetics are cool.
School yards are cool.
Televised contests with thousands of dollars in cash prizes are cool.
411 is still cool.
The science of skate shoes is cool.
Piggy-backed boards near the front door are cool.
Zines are cool.
The internet, and all forms of social media, are cool.
Everything on Jenkem is cool.
Everything the Gonz does is cool.
Toddlers skating in full pads are cool.
Tech-deck courses are cool.
Learning a trick, as you attempt to film it in a line, is cool.
Roof spots are cool.
The midwest is cool.
Wax is cool.
The word “crust” is cool.
Natural hips are cool.
Moms in mini-vans in skatepark parking lots are cool.
Skitching is cool.
Unbuttoned button-ups are cool.
Individuals who love skating, and are completely out of touch with what is relevant to it, are cool.
