Happy President's Day. I answered a crank call at work today. As a response, they gave a delayed shout and said, "I want pie!"
I asked what kind.
"Nuts," they mumbled.
I asked for them to speak up and say again.
They squealed out, "Deez nuts!"
I asked for them to say again because they were breaking up. They hung up. I called them back
(they didn't block their caller I.D.) I got no answer. They texted back seconds later, "jk." I tried calling again. No answer.