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Monday, February 15, 2016

An Instance no.2

     Happy President's Day. I answered a crank call at work today. As a response, they gave a delayed shout and said, "I want pie!" 
     I asked what kind. 
     "Nuts," they mumbled.
     I asked for them to speak up and say again. 
     They squealed out, "Deez nuts!" 
     I asked for them to say again because they were breaking up. They hung up. I called them back 
(they didn't block their caller I.D.) I got no answer. They texted back seconds later, "jk." I tried calling again. No answer.